Graaaarrrrgh!
Can I just tell you how much I hate spring break?
I love my kids. Really. I do. Quite a lot. But being stuck with them for a whole week should be considered a form of torture. Cruel and unusual torture. I was considering writing to Amnesty international for help.
There was whining, complaining, yelling, tears, puking, and stomping. And that was just me. They were much worse.
Much, much worse.
Thank god spring break's almost over. Do you think I can fetch much for them on ebay? Maybe I can send them to bad, bad people who need punishing. Or I could send them off to kids who think they want kids. My kids are the ultimate in birth control.
Stay tuned: Tomorrow's The Boy's 9th birthday. Pity me. And send lots of alcohol.
Something Vague by Erratic Prophet @ 8:06 PM
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Atleast spring break is almost over...
LoL and as for the whining, complaining, yelling, tears, puking and stomping - it's freaky how you just described my weekend. Must be all that astrology paying off ;)
Edana- I kissed the kids and merrily shoved them off to school this morning. The house is blissfully quiet.
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